Exposing the Systematic Oppression of the Working Class by the Soup Industry.

SOUP! The poor man’s food.
The “entrée.” The LIE!

Throughout history, the working class have boiled hard-earned, whole ingredients into bubbling atrocities, because they were told by their lords and kings that adding water would add volume to their meal.

LIES!

They were sold the perfidy that MORE is better – when in reality what you are left with is diluted and devoid of nutrition! AND they charge you for the water you add!

In the age of industrialization, a group of Soup Barons were born – hell bent on exploitation and plunder.

“The classless workers shall eat SOUP!” the tyrants said. “Just enough to have the energy to work, but never enough to feel satisfied.”

Soon, every canning factory was in on the grift and they started making product that was less and less satisfying.

Well-paid and nefarious Soup Engineers would constantly remove ingredients of value and add addictive substances.

To keep “those” people in line.

NO MORE! WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR WATERY LIE!

Bothers, sisters – I implore you to stand up from this table of deceit and demand a meal that eats like a meal! Fight this evil soupogarchy that would boil our very bodies and feed them to the line of faceless sub-humans behind us.

No soup is good soup! Anyone who says otherwise IS YOUR ENEMY! Join as we declare “NO STEW, NO PEACE!” to the FAT CATS with their riot squads who would season us with pepper spray and turn us all into ANTI-SOUL FOOD!

WE ARE THE STEWARDS OF STEW!
NOT THE SIMPS OF SOUP!

RISE! RISE! DO NOT SIT DOWN TO YOUR WATERY DEMISE!

Lee Von Hawksberry ~ Address to the United Nations, 1911

Leopold “Lee” Von Hawksberry preparing for The Great Soup Dump
Camden, NJ. • March 1912
The person who took this photo is dead